Shane Rogers joins us as one of our guests for the 3rd Annual Blogathon
Many ladies check him out regularly at a local dodgy nightspot or at www.shanerogers.com.au. He's much better looking online.
It's obviously very important to know the rules of cricket, but it's also very important to know the cues from the crowd, so you don't look like the idiot that doesn't know the words to "Take me out to the ball game".
So here's the three important ones you need to know:
Av a go ya mug
We would appreciate for the entertainment of the audience that you actually tried to lift the scoring rate.
You-are-a-wan-ker (chant, followed by clap in time with syllables)
I can't believe that you security staff would confiscate our beach ball that we were happily playing with in the crowd.
You're-goin-home-in-the-back-of-a-div-vy-van (chant, followed by clap in time with syllables)
I can't believe you're getting a free ride home from the police when we'll have to grab a cab and it'll cost us 30 bucks, when you're the one that's inebriated.
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